Who Invented Sex?
A Greek and an Italian were talking one day, discussing who
had the superior culture.
Over coffee, the Greek says "Well, we built the
Parthenon." The Italian replies "We built the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts "We Greeks gave birth to
mathematics." The Italian, nodding, says "But we built the Roman
Empire ".
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he
thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says "We invented
sex!"
The Italian replies "That is true, but it was the
Italians who included women.
