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A Breeder's Journal


The Breeder in his blog, A Breeder's Journal, recently asked his readers to remember their first sexual shame!  Be sure to read it and see what comments revealed.

Well, this surely did bring back a memory of mine before I reached puberty.  Here is my comment:

  1. I was a pre-puberty 10 or 11 year old, and had been walking around my neighborhood, when I really need to pee and was not close enough to return home. Nearby was a neighborhood service station, so I went in the men's room to pee. On the wall was a condom machine, and for 25 cents I could buy a package of 3 condoms. I did not know what condoms were or were for! But I did have a quarter in my pocket and so of course I bought them.

    When I got home, I went to my bedroom and opened one of the packages and found this balloon like device. I played with it for a few minutes, but couldn't decide how to use it. The remaining two condoms I tossed into my bookcase headboard.

    So later my mom cleans my room and finds the unopened condoms. She calls me into my bedroom and proceeds to give me a lecture about not having sex with girls (she didn't know that I was gay, nor did I) and that I should not have sex with girls even with a condom! Well all this at the time went completely over my head, but I knew I had done something wrong and felt great shame. My curiosity got me into a lot of trouble that day!
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    1. Uncutplus,

      Hilarious! I'm curious whether the story became a funny one that got bandied about at family gatherings, or whether it was never referred to again?




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Newt Gingrich to gay Iowan: Vote for Obama

Oskaloosa, Ia. –Newt Gingrich told a gay man and longtime resident of Oskaloosa here today that he should vote for President Obama.
Scott Arnold, an adjunct professor of writing at William Penn University, had approached Gingrich to ask him about how he plans to engage gay Americans given his stance on same-sex marriage.
“I asked him if he’s elected, how does he plan to engage gay Americans. How are we to support him? And he told me to support Obama.”
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