Actual GED Exam
Answers
The following questions were
asked in last year's GED examination.
These are genuine answers
from 16 year olds!
Q. What guarantees
may a mortgage company insist upon?
A. If you are buying a house
they will insist that you are well endowed.
Q. In a democratic
society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can
only happen when a male gets an election.
Q.. What happens
to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do
your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q. What happens to
a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his
boyhood and looks forward to his adultery..
Q. What is
artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to
the bull instead of the cow
Q. What is the
most common form of birth control?
A. Most people prevent
contraception by wearing a condominium.
These people vote! They are
the future generation and they will breed!
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