CRUISING . . . Worst Case Scenario

How has cruising gotten you into trouble?  Ever been accosted by security or police?  Ever had your name printed in the newspaper?  Tell your story in the comments below.

Ever accidentally been locked up?

As I recall, it was Wednesday afternoon, the beginning of the Thanksgiving recess at the local university, where I did a lot of cruising in various tea rooms.  Perhaps nothing is finer than the glory holes at a university, not to mention the students themselves.  The particular building that I was using that day for my exploits had rather strange architecture.  Imagine a large cube with a tunnel going through it at ground level as a main artery through campus.  On one side of the tunnel walkway was the main entrance to the building which was mostly glass allowing you to see into the atrium and lobby.  On the other side of the walkway was a glass door that led into an elevator lobby for access to the upper floors.  This small lobby also contained men's and women's bathrooms.

The men's room had about four urinals, four stalls, and a very long row of mirrored sinks which stretched down the length of the room.  Needless to say, this particular tea room was very cruisy.  Frequently, I ducked in for blow jobs using the glory holes between the stalls.

I had forgotton that this was the beginning of the holiday period as I ducked into the tea room.  A few guys came in for a short while, but there was just no action! 

And then it became VERY quiet -- no one at all came in! 

So, I gave up, pulled up my pants and left the tea room, only to find out that the outer glass door was LOCKED!  And I was TRAPPED INSIDE!  There was no emergency handle to push to get out. (I could not help but wonder what would happen in the case of a fire.)  I looked across the tunnel and discovered that all the lights in the atrium and lobby on the other side had been turned off.  Obviously, the building was now locked and closed.  What was I to do?

There was a pay phone in the little lobby on my side, but what would I say if I called security?  Oh, I was just in the men's room waiting for some gay sex?  I don't think so.  So, I took the elevator up to the third floor, crossed over the tunnel in the interior of the building, and descended on a different elevator into the large atrium on the other side.  I wandered around until I found an emergency exit door which was a faux wood panel, only a few feet away from my wife's desk, who was a university employee!  Of course, she was not there, because she too had left early for the holiday.

I pushed on the wood panel expecting to activate the alarm system, and hoped I could disappear into the surrounding shubbery before any security arrived.  Much to my surprise, the panel door swung open on its hinges detached from the emergency alarm mechanism, allowing me to depart with no alarm!  Gently, I pushed the door back into place, and hurried home.  All the next week, I waited for my wife to tell me a story about how security had been breached in the building, but she never said anything.  TRUE STORY.

Coronal Papillae

What are those tiny little white bumps around the edge of my dick's head, you ask.   They are known as coronal papillae.
Ignore the black arrow as it is pointing to the frenulum. 
Look instead at the little white bumps under the edge of the glans.

Those of us who were never circumcised discover them during our teens, and they often occur into our twenties.  Lots of friction such as masturbation sometimes causes them to become tender and painful.  However, they are normal and are nothing to worry about.

They tend to go away by the late twenties as in this example:

In my experience, circumcised guys usually do not have coronal papillae.  Because the glans is constantly exposed to underwear, etc., it tends to dry out and the little white bumps just don't seem to form.  If you are circumcised and have these pearly white bumps, then please let me and others know in the comments below.

If you are a fan of Bel Ami's Eastern European uncut guys, you will notice the coronal papillae in abundance!

(Click on the above images in order to see the coronal papillae more clearly.)

Statistics -- I can't help but wonder . . .

Just looked at last month's statistics and I am somewhat surprised and puzzled.  Given Muslim's strict codes about sex and homosexuality, I note that Saudi Arabia has moved up into tenth place:

Saudis spent the most time per vist on the site and was the only country with a zero percent bounce rate!  First time visitors represented 76% indicating that 24% were returning visitors!

Welcome indeed to all you Saudi.  You are perhaps not as repressed as we have been led to believe.  Please comment below on why you like UncutPlus so much.

Thank you to all visitors, not just those in the top ten, because I value each of you as readers.

Ever "Play Doctor"?

Perhaps many children both before and during puberty are so curious that they "play doctor."  Sometimes, it starts off, "I'll show you mine if you show me yours!"  Maybe it occurs between siblings, or perhaps neighbor children.  There was a boy two or three years younger than me who lived two doors down, and down the block there was a ravine beside a creek in which vines had grown into a jungle.  It was the perfect hiding place and one day my friend pulled out his dick to pee, and he wanted to see mine.  So I pulled out my dick also, and he noticed that mine was different because it had foreskin on it.  So he wanted to touch it, and of course I let him.  He moved the foreskin up and down over my glans and it felt so good.  But that is as far as it went.

Another time my adopted brother and I were playing on the floor in our room about the time we entered puberty.  We compared our dicks and again he was circumcised, and he thought mine was funny looking and wanted to touch it.  We both started getting hard and enjoying the mutual excitement which progressed all the way to cumming.  We discussed what had just happened and couldn't understand the sticky mess that had come out of our dicks.

Did you have similar experiences "playing doctor"?  Were they with your own sex or the opposite sex?  Did you and your brothers have sex during those teen years?  Tell your stories in the comments below.