Actual GED Exam Answers

The following questions were asked in last year's GED examination.
These are genuine answers from 16 year olds!

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist upon?
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q.. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery..

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. What is the most common form of birth control?
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

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