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Newt Gingrich to gay Iowan: Vote for Obama

Oskaloosa, Ia. –Newt Gingrich told a gay man and longtime resident of Oskaloosa here today that he should vote for President Obama.
Scott Arnold, an adjunct professor of writing at William Penn University, had approached Gingrich to ask him about how he plans to engage gay Americans given his stance on same-sex marriage.
“I asked him if he’s elected, how does he plan to engage gay Americans. How are we to support him? And he told me to support Obama.”
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Actual GED Exam Answers

The following questions were asked in last year's GED examination.
These are genuine answers from 16 year olds!

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist upon?
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q.. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery..

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. What is the most common form of birth control?
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

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UNCUT = UNATTRACTIVE ? ? ?

I've been told by some cut guys that they just find uncut dicks to be unattractive!  What?

As soon as you retract the foreskin on an intact cock, it looks just like one that has been circumcised.  Bare helment and all.  Because, it has been nicely protected over the years, the cock may appear even more attractive, because it is not all dried out.  The head can be shiny and smooth after the shaft skin has been pulled down tight to the dick's base.

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Now, surely you agree that there is nothing unattractive about all these intact cocks!